a 1,000 word essay due this Friday and it was assigned two weeks ago.
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*
are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly
The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
I ADORE THIS.